Captain Piss Off
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elleoser:

m-hart:

m-hart:

May flights of angels sing thee to thy ditch.

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I don’t even remember when I made that tombstone.

ACCURATE

petcanadian:

pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day

pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready

con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else

mistiqarts:

akkaleena:

super secret meeting to discuss important things

This is absolutely every meeting we have!

ipoophere:

thirteenthesia:

#levi is finished! #attackontitan #crossstitch #embroidery #attackonsanity #xstitch #shingekinokyojin #aot #snk Took about two and a half weeks. 30 by 30cm, 25 colours. Original art by kelpls of tumblr (who is badass for letting me stitch her awesome pixel Levi)!

OMFG THIS IS SO COOL WOOWOOWAHAH AHHHHHHHHHHH

whymustitbesoyaoi:

Relationship development: S1 episode 10 vs. S2 episode 7 (◡‿◡✿)

Track Name: Nine In The Afternoon
Artist: Panic! At The Disco
Album: Pretty. Odd.
Play Count: 27463

your eyes are the size of the moon

redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied

ask-gallows-callibrator:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

YES 
THIS IS SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT 

t1psygnostalgic:

pro tip to all tumblr users: if its under a read more dont reblog it

nge2:

*buys a hetalia bracelet* I hate hetalia *buys a hetalia shirt* the fans are shit *buys the full boxset* fuck hetalia *shakes himaruya hidekases hand* fuck you

bike-ride:

BOYS CAN HAVE WIDE HIPS BOYS CAN HAVE CURVES BOYS CAN HAVE CHESTS THAT AREN’T FLAT BOYS CAN WEAR MAKEUP AND SKIRTS AND TIGHT TOPS AND HEELS BOYS BORN WITH VAGINAS CAN LOOK HOWEVER THEY GODDAMN PLEASE AND DON’T YOU DARE SAY THEY ARE NOT BOYS BECAUSE OF THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE DON’T YOU DARE