Captain Piss Off
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passion:

enter the void with me, isabelle

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

discipline-from-pain:

Switzy being a hipster. 

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

sarah-scales:

He’s such a wee shy baby!

sarah-scales:

He’s such a wee shy baby!

staff:

we warned you about that anime shit

barthvader:

omgitsnils:

gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

Ew no, yes.

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awwww-cute:

they follow him everywhere

reifaun:

"youll grow out of that anime phase dont worry" *looks into the camera like on the office*

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

anyelinalvarez:

(Soma) by:Pan-Pixiv

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